The things you are always going to do.

You’re always going to smile at someone who frowns, spell something wrong in your status, ignore your work for twitter, regret the shots, make that phone call, catch that guys eye as his girl comes into view, be caught doing something stupid, sleep with your ex, find out about the flash sale the day after, miss that person by minutes, shrink your woollen jumper, hurt your feet in new shoes, squeeze into smaller jeans, stub your toe at night, burn your tongue on coffee, be caught singing in the car, be heard complaining, turn up late….

You deserve the last cookie.